How much will it cost?

$20 an hour, which includes the extra time I spend editing and touching up the photos.

What kind of camera do you use?

A Canon EOS Rebel-T3.

What other equipment do you use?

I keep it pretty simple: a tripod, an external flash, and a telephoto lens, that's what I use best.

Could you photograph my kid's birthday party?

I'd love to! I do all kinds of events, from silent auctions to parties to conferences.

What about wedding photography?

No, I'm sorry.

Do you take portraits?

Sure! I've done professional business headshots, engagement photos, and graduation photos. The same prices still apply.

What's your favorite thing to take pictures of?

Animals!

And lastly, is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

(Yes, in case you couldn't tell, I'm a big fan of SpongeBob SquarePants.)